Disney+ finally launched in the UK last night after being out in America since early November.
Available at just £5.99 per month, it will provide hours of entertainment during the UK lockdown with over 500 films and 7,500 episodes available immediately.
Here’s the characters Premier League clubs would be if they featured in Disney…
Arsenal – Mickey Mouse
One of the originals. Always been around and has been at the top of the game on numerous occasions.
Aston Villa – Goofy
Another original. Drifted in and out of popularity through the years, but always in conversation.
Bournemouth – Ariel
A wonderful kingdom to go and visit. Steady, solid and able to spark into life when needed.
Brighton – Maui
On the sea front and beach, holding their own in the past couple of years.
Burnley – Beauty and The Beast
Reliable throughout the years. Can play good at times, but sometimes do what is needed to get through.
Chelsea – Scrooge McDuck
Loves money and isn’t afraid to show it off.
Crystal Palace – Woody
1st appeared in the early 90s and dropped in and out of focus since then.
Everton – Rapunzel
Going strong in the PL for many years. Not heard of much in recent years but capable of producing the goods now and again.
Leicester – Hercules
The ultimate zero to hero story. Written off at the start but showed the world how it’s done to gain the crown.
Liverpool – Sleeping Beauty
Drifted off for a long time but has finally woken up to reclaim the throne.
Man City – Genie
Hidden away for a while but came back with 3 magic wishes to send them to the top of the pyramid.
Man Utd – Simba
On Pride Rock for a number of years before being banished from the top 4. Slowly making a comeback before going for the title of King.
Newcastle – Bambi
Unsteady on their legs at times. Lots of fans but not a lot of success either.
Norwich – Tinkerbell
Small in comparison to the rest. Does the job and doesn’t make too much noise.
Sheff Utd – Olaf
The one that everybody secretly roots for. Come strong in recent years and a popular choice for many.
Southampton – Pluto
Another club that was there at the beginning. Fades in and out of popularity but always remembered.
Spurs – Cinderella
Always been around in conversation from the start. Once the club strikes midnight, the success fades away.
Watford – Otis (Cars)
A club with a lot of history, always breaks down though.
West Ham – Nemo
Went missing for a time but bounced back in style. Forever blowing bubbles.
Wolves – Sherriff
Not of Nottingham, but of Wolverhampton. Looking to capture the heroes of the league.
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